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Those are not the first thoughts of someone, not personal thoughts at all, they are objectified and collectively approved words that have passed the censors and the potential critics enough to be allowed into every home and every mind of the hopefully obedient public
who are to be protected and controlled by ourselves
as paid guardians of decency and academic truth
and all such fictions or courtesies.
They are written much more slowly and in a very different way.

On the internet one can and one does write 'colloquially' fuck it



Not that I would ever write the f-word except as an example it's too insulting to life and what we are.